Old Married Couple Share definition Flag When two people have a friendship but are constantly fighting, old married couple is used as a metaphor. Bob: You and Jan are like an old married couple! Max: We're always disagreeing on things. Old Married Couple by Hajiki Monafla January 30, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Old Married Couple mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch