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Old Man Jenkins 

Similar to Mr. Wilson of the popular Dennis The Menace series, though with a hint of Mr. Magoo. Grumpy and bumbling, usually always gets his "come-uppens'"
Old Man Jenkins was chasing after the neighbor's bratty 7 year old kid but slipped on a banana peel just as he was about to grab the kid.
Old Man Jenkins by K. Aman March 16, 2005

Old man Jenkins 

A loyal customer of the Krusty Krab who's out-lived time itself and he's lived in Bikini Bottom for as long as he can remember...
Spongebob: Hi sir, welcome to the Krusty Krab! May I take your order sir?
Old man Jenkins: Uh yes, uh... um... Yes, I'll have a- *dentures fall out* Oh whoopsie heheh, my dentures fell out...
Spongebob: Would you like me to get that for you sir?

Old Man Jenkins 

A fart emitted from an elderly man/woman unbeknown to them. A fart that just "falls" from their butt sounding similar to a horse snort.
Man did you hear Mr. Jones's Old Man Jenkins?

Yeah I heard it, but he definitely didn't
Old Man Jenkins by frixibeltyler September 1, 2010

old man jenkins 

an old guy that has been there all the time

wierd
There is old man jenkins with his jelope
old man jenkins by cool kid03 September 20, 2016

Old Man Jenkins 

A kickass band from Jacksonville, FL!!!
Hey man you see the Old Man Jenkins show?

No I missed it

Then you suck ass!
Old Man Jenkins by mpdude8 October 31, 2008

Old Man Jenkins Appreciation Day 

SpongeBob old guy appreciation day is 2/11 every year.
“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”

“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”

“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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