Old Friend
Old Friend by Petty Much? January 14, 2019
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Old Friend
Old Friend by Lazarus_FPS April 21, 2017
Old Friend zone
The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids
guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"
Old Friend zone by randomguy382 January 16, 2022
Your old friend blue
A: hey do you remember your old friend blue
E:no I don’t who is blue
A:dude they literally spent every day at your house
E:no I don’t who is blue
A:dude they literally spent every day at your house
Your old friend blue by Rictus the guy February 24, 2019
hello darkness my old friend
Originally a song from 1964, with over 91 million views it was uploaded to YouTube in 2009 and became a meme.
dark|ness
ˈdɑ knəs
NOUN
wickedness or evil:
"the forces of darkness"
synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity ·
dark|ness
ˈdɑ knəs
NOUN
wickedness or evil:
"the forces of darkness"
synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity ·
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.
Simon: Walks into physics class
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
When you have a math test and haven't studied.
hELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND !!
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.
Simon: Walks into physics class
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
When you have a math test and haven't studied.
hELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND !!
hello darkness my old friend by trashscn November 23, 2016
Beat the piss out of an old friend
Beat the piss out of an old friend by Kermtzu October 9, 2008
hello darkness my old friend
hello darkness my old friend by HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIENDD! May 20, 2021
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