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The act in which a 5%er with a 5:1 dick to ball ratio slides his flaccid, oily penis all over the dirtiest bench press in the gym.
Hey Joe, did you see that 5%er giving an oily piana to the sweatiest, dirtiest bench in the gym?
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by Rich Punani G4P February 17, 2017
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