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oh my dad 

An expression of exclamation used primarily to indicate surprise, but can also be used to express shock, fear, pleasure or virtually any emotion.
1. Tom: "I slept with your wife last night."
Steve: "Oh, my dad! Seriously, though, I'm gonna kill you."

2. "I just saw Justine topless and, Oh my dad, were those breasts beautiful!"

3. Jake just new deep in his guts that the moment was right. With lust in his mind and more in his pants he turned to Lily and, with a sultry look in his eye, simply said, "Oh....my dad.".

4. Oh my dad! I forgot to feed the kids for the last four days! Derp!
oh my dad by BryJo August 30, 2007
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oh my dad 

When your drunk, it is what you say when you get into an accident. At this time you are wondering what your dad is going to think.
Fuck dude you just jacked my car...
Oh my dad... he'z gonna beat my ass.

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

DADDY OH YES ITS GETTING SO HARD INSIDE OF MY PUSSY 

go touch grass you horny bitch
go to church you pervert for searching DADDY OH YES ITS GETTING SO HARD INSIDE OF MY PUSSY

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026