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this mf will run away from carrots but will fight a lawachurl while on life support 🥸
xingqiu._.officialtiktok i will beat you with carrots

OfficiallyToxic 

Totally not at all toxic, 100% kind..
Akuma is OfficiallyToxic.
OfficiallyToxic by DaddyToxicccc September 6, 2021

xingqiu._.officialtiktok 

No definition , ANYWAYS HA I BEAT YOU TO IT YUN
xingqiu._.officialtiktok Who’s that

xingqiu._.officialtiktok 

this mf will run from carrots but will fight a lawachurl while on life support 🥸
xingqiu._.officialtiktok im going to chase you with carrots don’t test me bitch

Officialistic 

The style of a statement represented as official policy or procedure which is designed to frustrate and deter a person trying to follow official channels often to the point of giving up or working outside of official channels. Commonly used by members of a bureaucracy such as health insurance or an I.T. department to obfuscate the fact that they do not know what they are talking about and just want to move on to the next request in hopes that it will be an easy task that they know how to do.
I tried getting a replacement for my slow-ass workstation, but the I.T. duder gave me some officialistic statement and sent me on a red-taped snipe hunt.
Officialistic by crnkyadmin November 21, 2019

OfficialTaco 

An exploiting Taco that Erps in vrchat with a streamer named MEKABEAR
OfficialTaco - The exploiting taco see's a girl and begins to make a mating call to her.
OfficialTaco by evalejinx August 1, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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