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office fight 

When all hell breaks loose and those with cubical jobs can't take the pressure from work anymore. At this point, every member of the office brandishes a weapon of some sort (usually a gun) and creates a huge battle. A very fine way to waste time when you feel like drawing stick figures in school.
The clicking of my coworkers pen in his adjacent cubicle finally got to me, so I flipped a desk out into the hallway, and made a barricade around the water cooler and opened fire. From then on, it was an all out office fight.
office fight by sweetsilentserenade October 22, 2009
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Naval Flight Officer 

An Officer in the United States Navy that makes sure that the Naval Aviator does not crash into a Mountain. He works diligently in his efforts due to the fact his body is only .3 seconds behind the Pilot in an Aircraft. Normally, a Naval Flight Officer is more Handsome and Smart in every way. This is proven by the fact that they refer to the pilot as a Stick Monkey.
"My Naval Flight Officer is awesome, he saved my from flying into IRAN"
Naval Flight Officer by NFO4Life August 28, 2012
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