Office Dick 

A hygienic disorder experienced by many white collar males in the general area of their dick. Symptoms include unpleasant odor, excessive perspiration, and temporary ball-to-leg adhesiveness. Office dick most often occurs after 10 or more hours in an office chair with the dick slightly compressed by business casual attire.

“Sarah and Tom are so happy together, she gives him blowjobs even when he has office dick”

Office Dick by Office Sadness August 30, 2011

The Office Dick 

The guy in the office who uses his fingers to rip off a piece of a muffin, bagel or donut from what was brought in for the office to share, and puts what's left of it back onto the plate, as if anyone would ever eat the rest.

Person #1: Hey, who put this half eaten donut back on the plate? Person #2: Who do you think, of course, the office dick.

The Office Dick by Duece79 October 18, 2017

Officer Smooth Dick

First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.

“Officer Smooth Dick”

Officer Smooth Dick by ShadesOn May 29, 2018

Officesick

The equivalent of 'homesick' except that it refers to missing an office that you were recently a part of, or spent a long time in.

Having moved to another role that required him to relocate, Michael didn't realise he'd miss his former colleagues and be as officesick as he was.

Officesick by Mohit Hira January 20, 2014