off the cock

(Of a woman) Not having sex.

Usage note: usually to suggest the visibility of such state through irritable, out-of-order, or eccentric behavior.

What's with all the meanness, girl?! Someone's off the cock...

by SomewhereElse August 16, 2016

hot off the cock

Person who has very recently had sex involving a penis.

That slut, Kyah, has recently, not 30 seconds ago, fucked that guy.

Dont go near Kyah, shes hot off the cock.

by Steve June 04, 2004

the cheese off my cock

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.

Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.

by de-pube February 02, 2021

No skin off my cock

Another way of saying it doesn't bother you or affect you in any way.
In other words:
That's cool.
That ain't my problem.
That's not my concern.
I don't care.
Whatever.

A: Hey man, I ate all your fries while you were in the can.
B: That's no skin off my cock. Let's blow this joint and grab some beers!
A: Aight.

by LordCoitus September 02, 2015

Sawn Off Shot Cock

A guy with a really small dick, where it looks like it’s been dawn in half, therefore more powerful when firing sperm, as if from a sawn off shotgun.

“Jane: Hey, that’s a bit small, does it even work?”
“Dumpa: You’ve never had the sawn off shot cock before have you?”

by TrueMeaningWM May 15, 2020

Chill off my cock bro

1:When you want your friend to leave you alone cus hes all over ur nuts
2:Becomes one of the most annoying,yet catchy phrases

Bob: Billy, Billy, wait for me, i want your nuts in my mouth!!
Billy: Yo.... Chill off my cock bro

by Matt the *GrEaT* (get at me sn:Crazymofod) March 10, 2005

off-cocked

Something that is out of position in relation to its proper positioning.

The painter hung the picture off-cocked.

by Kristen Paskus July 27, 2006