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off the cock 

(Of a woman) Not having sex.

Usage note: usually to suggest the visibility of such state through irritable, out-of-order, or eccentric behavior.
What's with all the meanness, girl?! Someone's off the cock...
off the cock by SomewhereElse August 16, 2016
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hot off the cock

Person who has very recently had sex involving a penis.
That slut, Kyah, has recently, not 30 seconds ago, fucked that guy.

Dont go near Kyah, shes hot off the cock.
hot off the cock by Steve June 4, 2004

off the clock on the cock 

a phrase to usually a co-worker meaning what you do on your own time is your business
What mark and john do is their business, i mean off the clock on the cock, what ever man.......

Chip off the cock 

When ones father and son are both getting more action then there wife/Girl friend.
Did u hear about what happened to Henry and his son?

No what.

They both got caught cheating.

Aww i didnt think his son would be a Chip off the cock.
Chip off the cock by K-town-CA August 12, 2011

Drip off the ol' cock 

Chip off the ol' block, being similar to ones father.
"wow he has his father's temper!"

"Yeah, he's a Drip off the ol' cock alright!"

chip off the old cock 

1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.

2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.

Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.

the cheese off my cock 

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
the cheese off my cock by de-pube February 2, 2021
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