OFF DA HIZZLE

Yo Dawg! That chick I met in da club last night was off da hizzle fa shizzle!! She could suck da chrome of a 57 Chevy! Yo, check it out ma negro, she's got a friend that she wants to hook up with you!! So later on tonight, we will be hittin skins! It's gonna be off da hizzle cuz!

OFF DA HIZZLE by DANTANA December 6, 2006

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off da hizzle

A bastardization of off the hook.

"Oh man, that Broadway musical was off da hizzle, fo shizzle!"

off da hizzle by Ausmus January 27, 2003

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Off da Hizzle

Formerly pronoounced as, "Awf The Hizzle My Nizzle." now "Off da hizzle muh nizzle."
Was invented in the early 90's when a rapping street gang called MASON was being tracked by the FBI. They had recently been accused of a drug smuggle, and killing a former FBI agents mother. Their phones where taped as were their asses, the FBI had them on a liesh. So when they spoke, they used such "izzle" language incase the FBI was listening, and one day when they were at the court in trial for the drug smuggling, they were found NOT GUILTY, one man jumped up and said, FO SHIZZLE MUH NIZZLE< DIS IS OFF DA HIZZLE! WE WAS FIZZOUND NOT GUILTIZZLE< WHEN WE WAZZLE!". Not knowing that a former gang member was at that trial standing as jury, he heard and understood what that young man had said and called for a retrial, they are now serving 50 to life...and will hopefully be out in the 2030's.

"DIS BE's OFF DA HIZZLE NIZZLE! FO RIZZLE, my azzle isnt guiltizzle as of the momizzle, but not for lizzle..."
"This is off the hook nigger. For real. My ass isnt guilty as of this moment, but not for long."
-back in the 1700's-
"Thou art magnificent brotherly figure, of course. For thine isnt accused of such horror as of this moment, but thou will be guilty in later times.."

Off da Hizzle by yahomie November 27, 2003

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Off Da Hizzle

Off Da Hook which also means hot or great.

YO thats off da hizzle, mah nizzle.
Which means ( Yo that is great mah nigga)

Off Da Hizzle by Mike Ike July 3, 2003

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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