When you are chillin w/ yo bitch and you is about to have sex or get head or wutev and u just run home and jack off instead.
Tijan backed off and jacked off when he was unable to go all the way with Lunice.
Why would he back off and jack off???
Why would he back off and jack off???
by Alan Zhu January 26, 2008
by Eric Bloom October 25, 2007
This describes a girl with an amazing body but an ugly face. see Skeletor
Can also be "body FROM baywatch, face FROM crime watch"
Itz the sort of thing teenage boyz snigger about with their matez but wouldnt actually go say it 2 the girl in question.
Can also be "body FROM baywatch, face FROM crime watch"
Itz the sort of thing teenage boyz snigger about with their matez but wouldnt actually go say it 2 the girl in question.
by PedroXL September 30, 2006
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount July 11, 2008
When a woman wants to remove her bra, and she first takes off her shirt, then takes off her bra, and then puts her shirt back on. This exposes her breasts to onlookers (and hopefully a camera phone) for a few seconds.
by DwarZZ July 15, 2005
Elijah loved the off-topic-not-off-topic discussion in class because it prevented any mind-numbing small-talk.
by Philbert's Chewing-Gum November 18, 2020
When one removes their personal attire then reclothes themselves and has a partner of the intimate variety then remove said attire for a second time.
by Offnoffer420 September 19, 2021