Day Off To J Off 

When a person take their entire academic or work day to jack-off.

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip rule 34 on 4chan.

Day Off To J Off by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

Day off to J off 

When one takes the entire day off of their job or regular school day, to devote the time to constant jacking-off (masturbation).

Eric took the day off to j off because the night before, he saw some hot rule 34 of mudkip and swim meet on Anon.

Day off to J off by Eric Bloom October 27, 2007

Day Off To J Off 

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".

Day Off To J Off by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

Day Off To J Off 

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".

Day Off To J Off by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022