oeptos
“It’s oeptos really kind of an adjective, a state of mind achieved when you view a particularly weird Petscop screenshot.”
oeptos by Deadass Bee February 4, 2019
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Optosexual
An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction
Optosexual by ZzSchritzZ April 16, 2020
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Optosexual
A person without sexual attraction until choosing to be sexually attracted, specific to individuals
or
An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction
or
An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction
Optosexual by Mandragoran871 April 16, 2020
Rectal Optosis
It's a rare birth condition where a nerve is connected from your asshole to your eyes. Leading to a shit out look on site.
1: Why is Jeff always in a bad mood.
2: Oh Jeff, yeah he's got rectal optosis. That's why.
1: ahhh that explains everything. Is it curable.
2: only temporary with achol or drugs and nicotine just superses it a little.
1: por guy
2: Oh Jeff, yeah he's got rectal optosis. That's why.
1: ahhh that explains everything. Is it curable.
2: only temporary with achol or drugs and nicotine just superses it a little.
1: por guy
Rectal Optosis by Con_man641 January 31, 2022
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