In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct.

In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. Advance progress .25% per detected observer.

Hym Iam "In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. Advance progress .25% per detected observer."

In response to observers of primary function, engage (Mage-Hunter), then, monitor and obstruct. by Hym Iam January 21, 2026

obstruculous

adjective, to be actively and unnecessarily obstructive in the pursuit of a meritless objective from which gratification is derived

on train
a: would you please move your bag off that seat so that I can sit down?
b: no
a: you're merely being obstruculous
b: i know, tee hee

obstruculous by herr wordmeister April 2, 2009

Obstructionist in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

The Obstructionist in Chief is a very stable genius who has obstructed every possible investigation into every treasonous thing he has done since his stint as POTUS began.

Obstructionist in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2020

Foreground obstruction crew 

People and vehicles at airshows and airports charged with the vitally important task of obstructing photographers trying to get pictures of the aircraft. They typically wear orange shirts and/or reflective vests to enhance their visibility. They are best known for making their appearance *just* when the most interesting aircraft of the entire event is about to pass by, remaining present until they have spoiled the photo opportunity, and then returning to their lair.

Sh*t! My photo of that F-100 was spoiled by the foreground obstruction crew!

Foreground obstruction crew by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv August 28, 2006

Obstructure 

a challenge or imperfection that becomes the framework for a creative endeavor

The watermark on the wall was the perfect obstructure, and once Patty transformed the watermark into the face of a geisha, the rest of the haiku mural quickly materialized.

Obstructure by meganrsmith April 11, 2011

obstructive 

Someone who will deliberately try to be unhelpful for self satisfaction.

He was obstructive in his description of where he was, so he watched the delivery driver go round three times before he found him.

obstructive by goonermum November 9, 2015

obstructionist 

One who designs or acts in a way that obstructs others, making it difficult or impossible to do what needs to be done. Frequently uses conflict of interest to obstruct others. Also known as an asshole or duh-weeb, and most likely proud of it.

When you have to drive six blocks just to go around the corner, it's a good sign that the engineer who planned the city's one-way streets was an obstructionist.

For more examples, see bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.

obstructionist by Downstrike November 24, 2004