obessous
Bigger than fatacous. Not smaller than any other known obesity; a person so obese that he/she take up a large chunk of land; about the size of half rural town.
Phil: I saw a very obessous woman today. I was scared because she ate an elephant in front of me. Luckily she wasn't hungry for human flesh.
Rich: Sounds liek you lucked out. I lost my wife to an obessous woman. Ate her right in one gulp!
Rich: Sounds liek you lucked out. I lost my wife to an obessous woman. Ate her right in one gulp!