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obessous

Bigger than fatacous. Not smaller than any other known obesity; a person so obese that he/she take up a large chunk of land; about the size of half rural town.
Phil: I saw a very obessous woman today. I was scared because she ate an elephant in front of me. Luckily she wasn't hungry for human flesh.
Rich: Sounds liek you lucked out. I lost my wife to an obessous woman. Ate her right in one gulp!
by Razeeky November 2, 2011
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Obesseus

The "Greek god" name given to an overweight male that thinks he's the greatest at something.
"That new IT admin wouldn't shut up at the meeting...Obesseus, the Greek god of servers"

Obesseus just cut in front of everyone at the buffet line!
by Fred Barr February 12, 2013
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