oaml 

lmao written backwards, it's a sort of defense against the common habit of falling back on "lol," "hehe," and "heh."

him: and THEN my sister came in, dripping wet.
her: oaml! what did she say next?

oaml by Karen March 20, 2004

fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib 

tf did you do to get here?

consider yourself lucky. i dunno HOW you got here, but im proud of you. i guess.

person1: hey i haven't seen you in a while what u wanna do
person2: fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib
person1: wtf
???: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME

fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib by qhantomia. June 26, 2022

oamleal 

Oatmeal made with cum.

A tasty snack to give your friends

Friend: Yo homie im hungry
You: Ill make you some Oamleal
Friend: Oh I love oatmeal!
You: Oamleal.
Friend: What?
You: Oamleal.

oamleal by plastiK_ January 11, 2021