oaml

lmao written backwards, it's a sort of defense against the common habit of falling back on "lol," "hehe," and "heh."

him: and THEN my sister came in, dripping wet.
her: oaml! what did she say next?

oaml by Karen March 20, 2004

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fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib

tf did you do to get here?

consider yourself lucky. i dunno HOW you got here, but im proud of you. i guess.

person1: hey i haven't seen you in a while what u wanna do
person2: fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib
person1: wtf
???: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME

fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib by qhantomia. June 26, 2022

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oamleal

Oatmeal made with cum.

A tasty snack to give your friends

Friend: Yo homie im hungry
You: Ill make you some Oamleal
Friend: Oh I love oatmeal!
You: Oamleal.
Friend: What?
You: Oamleal.

oamleal by plastiK_ January 11, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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