Knitting On nyQuil. This should be avoided by all elderly women who think it's hip to Knit on the Q. It can cause severe mis-knits and cramp Granny's fingers. Knitting on the Q, in some cases, cause dimensia as well as a belief that the user is on the Martha Stewert show. If you notice mis-knits in Grandma's Christmas sweater or Birthday Blanket, please confront her about it immediately for this is a serious matter.
Hey Johnny, check out this sick sweater my Grandma made for me!
Dude, there are some serious mis-knits in that sweater. I think your Grandma might be K.O.Q.
If u not pushing p u a bald ass bitch who sucks cum and gets no bitches and eatsnigger shit
Pushing a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,I,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z This word is made for bitch ass people example someone says I’m not pushing p there aren’t valid
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.