o.j.

Any1 wantz sum O.J. for the BACARDI?
by k3ith January 08, 2007
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O.J.

A deceptive trick in order to hide the truth or to get away with something illegal; a person who lies; fooling someone.
Don't O.J. me buddy, I know you're lying!

Brad: So the motherfucker fooled me?
Denzel: Yep, he pulled an O.J. on you dude.

Wow, you fooled me there dude, that was an excellent O.J.
by Nightbreed666 May 02, 2009
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O.J.

Any Black man who is really into blonde white chicks.
Leroy Brown is totally O.J. He only goes out with blonde white chicks.
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O.J.

Operation J. Sorry, I can't say exactly what it is - it's classified information. But at least I can tell you this: it tastes awesome.
Person 1: Sweet, sweet O.J.!

Person 2: Freshly squeezed.

Person 3: What the hell is O.J.?!

Persons 1 and 2: Wow, Person 3...
by ADM. August 03, 2010
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O.J.

Acronym for Orgasm Job.

O.J. - the act of a man giving oral sex to a woman.

Synonyms: eating out, head, cunnilingus
Antonyms: B.J., tail, fallatio
A spoonful of O.J. makes the bone go down.

Girl, that dude is a master at the O.J. You know it's always better when it's wetter!

O.J.s are for women, B.J.s are for girls.
by emcc2 September 14, 2011
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the O.J.

a hand job whereas here in the set person actifying the hand job manuever wheres? a glove.
do you havent a mint or maybeline some binacca or maybe i could have an the O.j.
by kyle maurice January 31, 2008
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O.J.

Short for "Orgasm Juice". Astonishingly, most people assume you're referring to "Orange juice" when you ask them: "Do you like O.J.?".

A dumb "Joke" pulled by bored, immature nerds everywhere.
Nerd 1: Do you like O.J.?

Nerd 2: Yes. Why?

Nerd 1: Hah, Hah! You like Orgasm Juice!

Nerd 2: Screw you! At least I can get some!
by anthropomorphicwolf January 15, 2010
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