nymphomercial 

Infomercial featuring scantily clad tarts touting products of all sorts.

I saw a nymphomerical the other night with this chick who had monster sweatermeat.

nymphomercial by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

Nymphomercial 

A podcast self-described as "The uncensored comedy podcast that reviews Hentai, both enthusiastically and regrettably". Hosted by Milk Surface known by the handle MilkMyth, and Erin also known as Sheradomo. Regularly releasing an episode every Friday the two hosts describe their experience with a chosen hentai. Milk, identifying as asexual and not interested in hentai from a sexual standpoint, talks about looking up a manga for the show and either being disturbed based off their own sexual insecurities, or enjoying it and talking about the art and composition of the whole thing. Erin on the other had has talked about her experiences of watching animated hentai for her own pleasure, or looking something new up for the show. She often expresses how she could see herself enjoying the content in a more private situation if its new. In some cases Erin will review a hentai video game rather than an animation. The show tries to focus on being a comedy podcast through the means of relatable experiences on something that isn't often talked about in public.

Did you catch the new Nymphomercial last night on Spotify? I've actually seen what they we're talking about and its a weird one.

Nymphomercial by Nymphomercial February 20, 2019

nymphomercial 

Infomercial talking about nothing but sex

I was watching a nymphomercial about dildos and vibraters

nymphomercial by Antonio August 28, 2004

nymphomercial 

(n.) - a TV infomercial that is so sexy (either intentionally or otherwise) that you can practically have sex with yourself, or someone else,
while watching it.

"Oh my gosh, did you see that nymphomercial on TV last night, during halftime, with that awesome babe wearing practially nothing? It was awesome!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in an office building in Atlanta
on April 3, 2011

nymphomercial by PRwiz101 April 25, 2011

nymphomercial 

An infomercial with a strong sexual connotation, such as a Girls Gone Wild ad.

Tommy was up all night flipping through the channels to find nymphomercials.

nymphomercial by mw394872987 June 23, 2008

Nymphomercial 

Noun- those late night commercials for phone sex and date lines featuring scantily clad ladies that you have approximately 0.00000001% chance of actually talking to.

"I was so horny last night that I almost called the 900 number on a nymphomercial."

Nymphomercial by E Man Groovin May 19, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005