when two homos shave their balls, each take a pat of "Land o' Lakes" butter, melt em down then smear it on their balls, then rub balls with each other.
"Yo I thought Nathan and Jimmy were two straight up dimoldenburgs until I walked in on them doin a nutterbutter...
The act of cumming in a woman's anus immediately pulling out your dick and swapping to the 69 position of eating out the woman as she sucks the excess cum and other substances off your dick.
Guy One "Dude, i did a NutterButter69 With my girlfriend last night."
Guy Two "Nice, but remember it just inst the same if you do it in the shower."
A well-placed and extremely hard blow to the testicles. Done correctly, a nutbuster will incapacitate even the strongest man for several minutes. Best results are usually achieved with a kick, using the laces of any sturdy shoe. Other methods of nutbuster delivery include a baseball on the end of a rope, knees, or even a strong punch.
She gave me a nutbuster and I was writing in pain on the floor for 10 minutes.
1: Any person who, in the course of giving a handjob, painfully and with great force slams into your balls on the downstroke.
2: Any person who likes and asks for the aforementioned act to be performed on them.
Dude, this total betty slid her hand down my pants at the lake last night, but when she started torquin' it, she kept slamming into my balls! Hella bad nutputter!
I went with Tom to that new bar down the street; little did I know it was an S&M joint, and he was an undercover nutputter!