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Similar to nitpicking, except the person doing so is completely insane. This is often done by various conspiracy theorists, such as Teahadists, Westboro Baptist Church, and those who watch Ancient Aliens without irony. Nutpickers are occasionally a source of lulz, but they're mostly just the Internet's answer to a sewage fart.
That tattooed asshole is nutpicking the Bible again. Someone take it away from him before he hurts himself.
nutpick by Order of Anarchon December 29, 2013
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nitpicking 

Verb-
Looking for small or unimportant errors or faults, esp. in order to criticize unnecessarily.
My nitpicking ass friends always want to pick fights over the littlest things.
nitpicking by allay808 October 30, 2013
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nutpicking 

The practice of sifting through the comments of blogs, email threads, discussion groups and other user generated content in an attempt find choice quotes proving that the advocates for or against a particular political opinion are unreasonable, uninformed extremists.
When Jonah has no substantive arguments for his point, he frequently resorts to nutpicking in order to demonize progressives.
nutpicking by RGEsq August 11, 2006
Someoen who, rather than attack the merits of your argument will bring up completely irrelevant shit, like how you mispronounced a word or, in the case of the internet, typed a word wrong.
Person 1: That makes absolutely no fjcking sense!
Person 2 (Nitpick): Oh, I'm so sorry that didnt make any *fjcking* sense. Jesus, anyone who types the word fucking wrong must be an idiot. I win the argument.
nitpick by oh shit i'm dead April 3, 2005
A scab on one's ball sack resulting from
a razor cut while shaving
She says to him "what is this" he states "c'mon baby, it's just a nutnick"
Most likely isn't true, but it sells
Nutnick by tinkerslink December 9, 2008
When someone (who may have been recently pwned) Will dig up any random shit to try to get back at you or to make you look wrong.
John - Yeah, there is no way that the4 skatepark will open by january

Nitpicker - What was that? I didnt know of an english word called "The4"

John - It was a typo u asshole...

Nitpicker - Since when is U a word? I always thought there was a Y and an O in front of it, but thats just me *Rolls eyes*
nitpick by Pacman12 August 18, 2007
When a person is doing some absolute dumb shit, they must have been smoking on that nutpack
Person A: “Damn bro you see that video of Deon rubbing his dick on car windows?”

Person B: “That nigga been smoking that nutpack.”
Nutpack by Maximus Pimp February 15, 2020
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