Nutkin

A napkin covered in sperm/nut.

"Christian has a lot of napkins in his trash can, they're probably nutkins."

by spiritghostkill December 09, 2017

nutkins

Someone with a cunt of a haircut pertaining to the 1980's UK tv "personality" Terry Nutkins who had a haircut like Max Wall on acid. A fucking nightmare basically!

Look at that hunin therangers top! He's got a right fucking nutkins

by Marko December 28, 2003

Nutkins

1. A lanky male who associates with the johova's witnesses
2. Normally a English Cock Bag
3. Also can be found in Germany with a small frankfurter with no peubes on his smooth skin
4. A male nun who enjoys cottaging in his temple :P

"Christ, that boys a right Nutkins!"

by T.Ahmed February 02, 2007

Nutkins

When you bust a nut on a napkin

I love my nutkins

by Ogamar July 10, 2018

Terry Nutkin

NOUN Presenter on the really wild show. Grew up in the shadow of his more famous brother squirrel Nutkin

"Hello strange balding middle age squirrel sibling Terry Nutkin. You randy devil."

by thelostlibertine March 31, 2005

Steamy Nutkins

The act of devouring a whole family sized packet of KP dry roasted peanuts then taking a shit on an unsuspected victim's face.

"oooh! a Steamy Nutkins on a cold night is really steamy"

by Rapeimus Prime August 08, 2009

squirrel nutkins

Testicles; balls; nuts. Generally used in a 'protective' sense.

Fuck woman! Be gentle with my squirrel nutkins!

by Squirrel_Nutkins September 13, 2010