nut mustard

Slang term for sperm , jizz, cum , etc

She had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich

by King of Porn October 26, 2003

nut mustard

dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin

johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin

by Chocistar October 17, 2003

nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.

He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

by Dickslapper McCrapmouth December 02, 2011

nut mustard

the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing

Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.

by jonny and joey and scotty March 12, 2003

Nut mustard

originated in 16 century england, it is an alternative word for cum, it can also be shortened to nut

"i spewed my nut mustard in her face"
"i nut in her eye"

by squarepusher December 17, 2003

Mustard Nuts

On hot days your ass and nuts start sweating, and some of your butt sauce begins migrating to your nutsack across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort

I had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.

by MonkeyMan1140 May 04, 2009

mustard nuts

a man with mustard on his nuts

when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates

im gonna give her a mustard nuts

hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts

by mike December 23, 2004