nursing school 

the hardest most stressful shit one will ever go through in life.

"hey where has kathy been these past months?"
"oh, shes stuck in nursing school studying for the rest of her life."

nursing school by nurseintraining March 6, 2008

Nursing School 

4 years but the first year is spent taking watered-down science classes to get a 2.75GPA. Upon entrance to the program, clinicals are spent dispensing vitamins and fluffing pillows.

Nursing Student: I'm so glad I only need to get a 2.75 to get in nursing school, I think I'll stop going to class.

Nursing School by PerryCox May 6, 2020

nursing school 

A place where many will enter and few will graduate, run by the worse nursing instructors of mankind.

Well, I just got into nursing school, hmmm...... I wonder if I will graduate.

nursing school by krh90 September 3, 2009

Nursing School 

World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a clinical student. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering.

Perks from nursing school include the ability to know when the moon is full without looking outside, tell what someone drank and their BAC by smell, and pulling all-nighters as training for overnight shifts after you graduate.

Nursing School by Killa Meplease, RN October 21, 2011

Nursing School Affect Disorder (NSAD) 

Depression brought on by the shit storm of nursing school

I was having a wonderful fucking summer then August happened and now I have Nursing School Affect Disorder (NSAD)!

Nursing School Affect Disorder (NSAD) by J4ckofhe4rts October 13, 2015