nune

To do absolutely nothing of importance.

If Devin nunes again then he should honestly lose his chairmanship.

by Catty McGee February 04, 2018

Nunes

(verb): To conceal/disguise or distract the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.

(noun): The concealment, disguise or distraction of the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.

(verb): The way Devin was desperately trying to Nunes that TrumpTrain, it was obvious he knew everyone heard it even though no one saw the Santorum dribbling down his leg.

(noun): No matter how hard Devin tried to create a Nunes, everyone knew he was the one that Drumpfed when they saw the growing stain of Santorum on his jeans.

by ciabrat February 19, 2018

Nunes

A wild story that is likely fabricated; produced from a questionable source with a history of fake claims.

That statement sounds very Nunes -- there is no way that it can possibly be true.

by catmando62 February 05, 2018

Nunes

The feeling of disappointment brought on by the inability to take a shit.

He thought he needed to go but he ended up with a Nunes.

by Youyoume February 03, 2018

Nunes

(v) Messing around (usually on a ukulele) when you should be doing something important such as an essay.

Friend: Hey B, what're you up to?
Me: Well definitely not this paper! I'm Nunes'ing and eating some peanut butter crunch because I feel like poop.
Friend: Oh yeah, I was Nunes'ing earlier today. And F*** that paper.

by PwnagePanda October 01, 2008

Nunes

A person who exudes Sexy. They could do anything from stripping to using the bathroom and it would turn you on.

Megan Fox is the best Nunes ever!

by q2e4 March 17, 2009

Nune

noun.

Is the sweetest, most beautiful, sexiest girl you'll ever meet. They are usually very kind, loving, trustable, great girlfriend/friend. The name means saint, pure in Assyrian.

–Hey man, I met Nune today.
–Whaat really? You're so lucky man.

by blackflower_01 August 29, 2017