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Numbertwonity 

A precious opportunity to take a “Number Two
Oof. We’re not stopping for a while, you better take this numbertwonity cause you’ll be shit out of luck if you don’t.
Numbertwonity by Teach Ben September 3, 2021

numberthing 

noun. pl. numberthings. a mathematical object constructed of numbers, algebra, and/or operation sequences.
Numberthings are very real objects but they are completely intangible and not necessarily connected to any physical objects or phenomena.
A numberthing exists solely within one of the infinite worlds of mathematics, reason, and computing itself.
TV shows make meaningless dancing collages of numberthings appear to depict geniuses afoot or at work. When the audience tries to freeze-frame view any given numberthing in that collage, it's either a generic formula or gibberish.
numberthing by Little.Fire May 1, 2022

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026