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Following the bathroom rules, number 8 is to vomit, take a shit, urinate, and masturbate at the same time.
"Yo my boy Anthony is nasty he pulled a number 8 in my bathroom!"
number 8 by Eddie Y. October 29, 2007
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The number 8 is the devils new number. It has satanic vibes and is the worst thing that could've ever happened.
The number 8 is sad, tragic, canceled, pointless and overrated.
'What's your favorite number?'
'oh, number 8'
'shit you belong to hell'
Number 8 by okiwantscrunchies October 29, 2019
The number, in a sequence going in numerical order, that comes after the number 7. However, this number also comes before the number 9.

In special cases, the number 8 can be seen in the number 18, 80, 88, 100,548 and the infinity symbol.
Number 8 occurrences: 8, 18, 88, and also 465,624,572,456,134,524,563,461,346,236,352,468 <--number 8
Number 8 by anonymous April 19, 2022
Maggots inside Big Mac?!?!?! In march 2011 Melbourne resident Lee Savage ordered a Big Mac. He opened the sandwich to check if it included the extra pickles he ordered, the pickles were there, but to master Savages shock and horror, there were also tens of maggots crawling around the patties.
Guy: can i get a big mac
Mcdonald's guy: ye that will be 4 dollars and 21 cents
Man: NUMBAH ATE MAGITS INSYD BEEG MAHK
Guy: no way number 8 is crazy imma order a little mac (from punch out)
Number 8 by TDS Dyno March 29, 2023

"number 8" 

When you shit, piss, cum, excrete snot, sweat, blood, puss, and a fart all at the same time.
"Holy fucking shit man i just did "number 8"
"number 8" by TIMMAH von SHIT September 14, 2007

The Number 8

A sex position.

The man is sitting on a toilet in an entirely white room, taking a crap, as the girl is sitting on his lap fucking him. The girl is pregnant, and also has her period at the time as well. Both male and female are crying, and vomiting on each other. The male has a skunk duct taped to both arms, and is beating the girl senseless with the skunks bodies, producing a terrible stench on top of everything else. The girl must be in mid-labor and the male is fucking the baby back into the womb. Both members are sweating, and all bodily fluids are coming out at this time.

The only way The Number 8 is completed is if the man successfully ejaculates with all of the above occurring.
Frank: Wow John, you look awful...and you smell awful...and theres two dead skunks duct taped to your arms...what happened?

John: I just completed The Number 8...

Frank: Thats impressive.
The Number 8 by Alekz Rainoldz March 8, 2008

Rule Number 8 

Sex rule stating, "All women like it in the ass; some just don't know it yet." Can also be used as a verb.
"My girlfriend and I proved Rule Number 8 last night; now she can't get enough!"
Rule Number 8 by Blackbird Pilot September 1, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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