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now or later 

is when the boy gets the girl in the mood and they both hot and ready but when the boy inserts his penis and strokes for a couple of SECONDS his penis goes back on soft and the girl gets mad and walk away
man that was shit i could have fucked somebody that can stick and stay with your now or later dick
now or later by diamonddbbyha July 3, 2010

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