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notps

Person 1, "Dam man, I do not think I can finish my buffet plate."
Person 2, "NOTPS, None of that pussy shit man."
by owenismo March 6, 2010
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NotSqvage

A bald Minecraft pinger who is edating Sxtormy
NotSqvage took the L
by laired October 9, 2020
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NOtp

Essentially the opposite of an "OTP"
While "OTP" describes one's ultimate favourite pairing. "NOtp" describes one's least favourite pairing.
A fairly popular term in the shipping community.

Unlike, OTP - which is an acronym for "one true pairing", NOtp, simply plays with the fact that "O" sounds like "No". The "N" does not stand for anything.
Sarah : Ew... she's like 17, and he's like 40. And he spends the entire series trying to kill her! How can people even ship this? This is my NOtp for sure.
by Zombunnies August 28, 2013
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lotus notes

A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.

Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.

As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"
Welcome to your new job Sir, here we use Lotus Notes...Sir, why are you running away? Sir...Sir!!!
by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008
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Notser

To run into an island with a ship.
Where did that island come from? Looks like I'm pulling another notser...
by Ironman2140 December 12, 2019
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NOTP

An antonym for OTP. It's two people who (in your opinion) were never destined to be together and you would hate it if they had some kind of relationship.
Tumblr user 1: yo man diD YOU EVER S EE (insert OTP here)
Tumblr user 2: no dude gross they are totally my fuckin notp
by Meruetta August 2, 2013
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Notes app apology

An apology that a person (mostly influencers and celebrities) type out on the notes app (more particularly the notes app on an iPhone). They are usually a quick apology so the writer can do damage control if that celebrity or influencer gets canceled or called out for something that is usually controversial. It’s hard to tell if a notes app apology is sincere since they can constructed by ones management, publicist or team. They are commonly uploaded to social media sites such as Twitter and Instagram.
Person: Omg gurl look! James Charles got canceled yet AGAIN!
Person #2: Yes gurlll I also saw that half assed Notes app apology he put out on his Instagram. I’m disgusted.
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