notoriousFAP

A person who is famous for their extreme passion and performance when it comes to getting themselves off.

Nothing can stand in the way (even real sex with a human) of this person and their favorite activity for which they could take home the blue ribbon, the gold medal.

The notoriousFAP, can't help but feel that his wife's pesky affections are really starting to interfere with the relationship between him and his lube.