note blind

(verb) to be unable to read music notes or memorize them by heart, typically in band or on a key-based percussion instrument (e.g. marimba, xylophone, vibraphone, etc.), sometimes including beat counts as well (e.g. quarter note, whole note, eighth note, etc.)

“what note is the first beat of measure 4?”
“idk, i’m kinda note blind”

note blind by p.v.d. April 4, 2026

noseblind 

The absence of the ability to use the sense of scent.

"What is that smell? Please tell me I'm not going noseblind and that wasn't here all along!"

noseblind by cjds August 17, 2011

Noseblind 

An ailment of the schnoz that can lead to severe nose-not-worky-ness. The cause of noseblindness can be anything from a point-blank skunkblast to a particularly juicy fart.

Dude, that chick's cooch is so nasty I wish I was noseblind so I wouldn't have to smell it!

Noseblind by Sgt. Waffles October 5, 2010

noseblind 

noseblind is when a person fancies somebody so much they just want to have sex with them whatever. It doesn't even matter if they they stink. They would completely ignore it just to get there way with them.

I met this smashing girl last week, when we got back to my place I noticed that she had bad breath and her fanny wasn't any better either. I didn't care, i just had to shag her. I'd gone completely noseblind.

noseblind by pipesucker March 20, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019