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Noseblind
An ailment of the schnoz that can lead to severe nose-not-worky-ness. The cause of noseblindness can be anything from a point-blank skunkblast to a particularly juicy fart.
Noseblind by Sgt. Waffles October 5, 2010
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noseblind
noseblind is when a person fancies somebody so much they just want to have sex with them whatever. It doesn't even matter if they they stink. They would completely ignore it just to get there way with them.
I met this smashing girl last week, when we got back to my place I noticed that she had bad breath and her fanny wasn't any better either. I didn't care, i just had to shag her. I'd gone completely noseblind.
noseblind by pipesucker March 20, 2018
nosebleed seats
Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.
"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."
nosebleed seats by Nigellus December 18, 2007
nosebleed section
The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.
We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.
nosebleed section by Webster April 20, 2004
Frosty Nosebleed
Frosty Nosebleed by SeveyIsGay April 15, 2015
Noseblooden
A server filled with simps but in general awesome people. Those awesome people are Gabe, Drill, Cadence, Ralph, Vic, Milk, Grimes, Jeava, Garf, Carp, Totally, Check, Aiden, Cupp, Nessa, Frog, Quack, Mambo, Niche, 80b, Chunk, Meese, Potat, Gaia my favorite aussie, D12, Woody, GMG, king, GRONK, two-faced politician, Darth, Connor, Walter, geer, Law and Lawler, Skronik, Toba, Tijya, Golem, yonan, and william digionro. If i didn't mention you in this list. You know who you are don't worry
Your such a noseblooden. You're so weird and quirky (yes I used quirky, deal with it) on the outside, but overall you're amazing on the inside.
Noseblooden by GrungeTheBully September 16, 2020
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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