Definitions by kaytay52
fictionfucker
an asexual, aromantic or aroace person who is only attracted to fictional characters, but not in a mentally problematic way. they may often use terms like “fine shyt” and “hear me out” as well.
person 1: do you like jayden?
person 2: why like a popular boy when you can just play crk and stare at shadow milk cookie?
person 1: if you say so, fictionfucker…
person 2: why like a popular boy when you can just play crk and stare at shadow milk cookie?
person 1: if you say so, fictionfucker…
fictionfucker by kaytay52 June 19, 2026
pseudocyberphobia
a dramatized, lasting, brutal fear of fake operating systems, such as the ones displayed by phones, computers and most other electronic devices on television.
“the only reason maya was scared to have her first phone was because she expected it to be like the phones on tv, which had always triggered her pseudocyberphobia.”
pseudocyberphobia by kaytay52 June 12, 2026
arc raiders syndrome
when someone repeatedly lies about something or denies something that is most definitely true (based on an addiction to arc raiders that i didn’t quit for months)
arc raiders syndrome by kaytay52 May 17, 2026
fandomfucked
a recurring period of time (typically lasting from 5 minutes to a day) when you’re unable to stop thinking about a fandom you’re currently in or something you’re currently obsessed with (usually a show or video game) and you start making connections to it in real life (e.g. you notice a bike in a parking lot and immediately think of how the kids in stranger things ride bikes), can be positive or negative (also called fanfucking or fanminding/fanminded)
“we should take the elevator”
“WAS THAT A REGRETEVATOR REFERENCE?”
“yeah ur definitely fandomfucked”
“WAS THAT A REGRETEVATOR REFERENCE?”
“yeah ur definitely fandomfucked”
fandomfucked by kaytay52 April 13, 2026
faux reverie
(noun or adjective) deja vu or nostalgia for a distant and vague memory in your head that supposedly never happened, a fake or altered memory (usually very random/specific or something that barely makes sense)
every so often, i have flashbacks to driving in the car with my parents on a mountainside cliff next to a bay or ocean while listening to “my head & my heart” by ava max. it almost doesn’t seem real. i’ve asked my parents and they say they don’t remember it. i think it may be a faux reverie.
faux reverie by kaytay52 April 4, 2026
note blind
(verb) to be unable to read music notes or memorize them by heart, typically in band or on a key-based percussion instrument (e.g. marimba, xylophone, vibraphone, etc.), sometimes including beat counts as well (e.g. quarter note, whole note, eighth note, etc.)
note blind by kaytay52 April 4, 2026