Not Racist
Because I have a black friend
Not Racist by Kevin Waite October 15, 2018
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Not racist
The expression <being> "not racist" means when someone isn't participating in activities aiming to degrade or affect people of other races
-Hey Simon, are you not racist today?
-Yeah man, I just woke up not racist, I like PK. Subban!
-Damn man, you are so not racist
-Yeah man, I just woke up not racist, I like PK. Subban!
-Damn man, you are so not racist
Not racist by Clétus July 27, 2022
i'm not racist, but . . .
i'm not racist, but . . . by Big Steve August 6, 2004
I'm not racist, but...
A phrase used to proceed a bigoted tirade. Similar to Dennis Miller's stock comedic phrase "Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here..." which he invariably follows by a ranting monologue.
The problem is, when Dennis Miller does it, he understands that he is prone to ranting and appreciates the irony, which is why it's funny. Your average racist is never quite honest enough with himself to figure this out.
The literal translation from racist is, "I am, in fact, likely to be the most bigoted person you've met in years... the following observations will definitely prove this."
The problem is, when Dennis Miller does it, he understands that he is prone to ranting and appreciates the irony, which is why it's funny. Your average racist is never quite honest enough with himself to figure this out.
The literal translation from racist is, "I am, in fact, likely to be the most bigoted person you've met in years... the following observations will definitely prove this."
I'm not racist, but... you do know the Jews use the blood of Christian babies to make Matzoh.
I'm not racist, but... I think the Klan does a lot of good work.
I'm not racist, but... Hitler had a lot of good ideas.
I'm not racist, but... I think the Klan does a lot of good work.
I'm not racist, but... Hitler had a lot of good ideas.
I'm not racist, but... by The_Egoist June 7, 2011
I'm not racist, but . . .
Every time I hear someone say the phrase "I'm not racist, but..." it's followed by something extremely racist and/or bigoted. Why do people say this? To cover their ass and make it look like they're not the budding neo-nazis that they really are? They say it as if they're so enlightened and open-minded that it's impossible for them to say anything offensive to anyone. It's almost as if they think it doesn't matter how racist they really are, they're off the hook if they prefix every prejudiced and ignorant remark with "I'm not racist." What's with racism anyway? I'm sick and tired of hearing people bitch about not having enough jobs, welfare, wax paper, dog food, whatever. It's nobody's fault but your own.
If you don't have a job and you can't get laid and you smell like cheese, it's your own damn fault, not the fault of some race X that's coming into the US and stealing all of our jobs. I love it how bigots use the "stealing our jobs" card when they're mulling over ways in which they can rationalize the insane bullshit they're spewing. They say "our" as if they're talking on behalf of anyone other than their lazy dead-beat ass that can't get a job. Notice how you never hear successful people bitch about race X that's "stealing our jobs?" That's because successful people couldn't care less; they already drive a Lexus, live in a mansion and pay the tuition of their lazy fatass kids to go to college. They don't need your dumbass preaching to the world about how bad you've had it. If you don't like the situation you're in, GET OFF OF YOUR DEAD ASS AND WORK.
Bottom line is, if you're a moron and you're going to say something bigoted, then just say it. Spare the "I'm not racist" rhetoric, everyone can see right through your bullshit.
If you don't have a job and you can't get laid and you smell like cheese, it's your own damn fault, not the fault of some race X that's coming into the US and stealing all of our jobs. I love it how bigots use the "stealing our jobs" card when they're mulling over ways in which they can rationalize the insane bullshit they're spewing. They say "our" as if they're talking on behalf of anyone other than their lazy dead-beat ass that can't get a job. Notice how you never hear successful people bitch about race X that's "stealing our jobs?" That's because successful people couldn't care less; they already drive a Lexus, live in a mansion and pay the tuition of their lazy fatass kids to go to college. They don't need your dumbass preaching to the world about how bad you've had it. If you don't like the situation you're in, GET OFF OF YOUR DEAD ASS AND WORK.
Bottom line is, if you're a moron and you're going to say something bigoted, then just say it. Spare the "I'm not racist" rhetoric, everyone can see right through your bullshit.
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I'm not racist, but . . . by He who shall not be named x2 July 24, 2008
I'm-not-racist-but
What the majority of ignorant racist people begin their completely racist statements with, to try to justify what they are about to say... which is usually racist.
NOTE: Usually uneducated Facebook user's contribute to the vast amount of these racist comments on the internet.
NOTE: Usually uneducated Facebook user's contribute to the vast amount of these racist comments on the internet.
Sarah's FB status: I'm-not-racist-but... asians r anoyin me so much today, I meen seriusly go back to pakistan or werever u cum from HARHARHAR lol!
*20 uneducated white people like this*
*20 uneducated white people like this*
I'm-not-racist-but by jayjayg7 January 12, 2012
I'm not racist but...
A term used by most racists who are in denial about the fact that they are racist. This phrase is usually followed by "I've got a black friend..."
Usually heard from people who read the daily mail
Usually heard from people who read the daily mail
I'm not racist but... by Jazbob January 20, 2011
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