not pimpin 

You know you are NOT pimpin if:
- You got 2 sweat patches up under yo arms and look like youve been swimmin in shoulder height water

- if you smell like you been at work all day

- if you see have ash around the knuckles, like you washed half of your hands and lotion three quarters of yo body

- if you're spinnin rims spin counter clockwise

- if you are dancin on the dancefloor and you look to your left and your right and there is not a woman in sight

- if your vodka and cranberry is really really dark,
like blood, that's because you didn't order vodka buddy
that's why it's $3 a glass

- you are a nigga with white socks

- if your shoes have a buckle on them

You are most likely not pimpin

not pimpin by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

pimpin' not simpin' 

Being emotionally unavailable and preventing yourself from catching feelings. Not getting hurt by these hoes, instead having control and pulling these hoes.

Man after Emily broke my heart imma start pimpin' not simpin' for these hoes.

pimpin' not simpin' by coochiepower19 August 21, 2020

pimpin not simpin 

what a girl says who just made off with racks on racks of some simp‘s money by hustling him

She pimpin not simpin when she done emotionally pimped dude out

pimpin not simpin by MrYellowTeeth47 January 19, 2023

pimpin not simpin 

When you’re having fun and partying instead of being sad and listening to sad music

Hey don’t be sad. We pimpin not simpin

pimpin not simpin by Chikychick May 19, 2019

nonpimpin 

A word used by males who are secretly playing women. The opposite of pimpin' but used in a devious way.
A male who lies about talking to multiple women at the same time in hopes that he is seen as wholesome.

Angela: you're just a playing me; you talk to so many girls.

Andrew: I'm not that type of guy, i'm only talking to you, i'm nonpimpin.

Angela: Really? aww okay that makes me happy.

nonpimpin by abarrss September 15, 2010