not pants

Leggings worn as pants. Usually by sorority girls paired with v-necks and patagonias. Leggings SHOULD NOT BE WORN AS PANTS.

"Look at Becky, she's wearing some not pants today."
"Ohhh that girl be wearing some not pants, you can see her whole gd ass"

by r34lb1+ch February 17, 2010

imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

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bro imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

by SirSlashyDucks February 10, 2022

"I'm not wearing those pants."

When something is uncomfortable or awkward, and you want to avoid it, or change the subject.

Someone says:
How did your date last night go?
You say:
"I'm not wearing those pants."

by nicole szanto February 6, 2007