not my cheeto

Similar to "not my president," this phrase specifically describes Trump while alluding to his orange makeup.

"Damn, Trump won the election."

"Well I didn't vote for him, he's not my cheeto"

by AnonOps752 January 26, 2017

concern for my Cheetos

when a friend worries about crunchy snacks getting too moist

Karl was preparing his snack bowl with Cheetos, apples and carrots when his roommate, Larissa, asked "won't that make your Cheetos soggy?" Karl replied: "no not at all but your concern for my Cheetos is greatly appreciated"

by Uncle Joosie March 5, 2020

MY HOT CHEETOS

THE MOST ADDICTING THING TO EAT!

MY HOT CHEETOS DON'T TOUCH ........I BITE

by DONTTOUCHMYCHEETOS February 21, 2020