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Not-So-Fresh 

A general feeling of uncleanliness, sometimes used to suggest that somebody has an STD. Usually remedied by a good douching on the part of girls or possibly an enema for guys.

From a mid-80s commercial for Massengill brand douche.
Girl: Mom, do you ever feel, you know, not-so-fresh?
Mom: Of course, that's why I douche.
Not-So-Fresh by lovesmesumcake December 16, 2008

not so fresh

Extremely foul or disgusting; not even close to clean
Man, that bathroom was not so fresh
not so fresh by SPLover November 20, 2007

Not funky fresh 

The definition of not funky fresh is in the instance of someone just being bad or just plain dumb
Friend:Oh I thought that was Chris Pratt
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference

Not Too Fresh 

1. A barrel in Scrap Clicker 2; the 72nd barrel in Scrap Clicker 2.

2. A barrel in ScrapTD which is a very dangerous air barrel which can sometimes have a chance against Tesla Tower when spammed or just overwhelm you.

3. (Informal) Something which is unpleasant or disgusting.
"Not Too Fresh isn't really that hard to reach in SC2."

"Not Too Fresh is such an annoying barrel and I'm forced to get like 16 Tesla Towers to defend it."

"The not too fresh was that the flowers were creating a nauseous smell."
Not Too Fresh by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026