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not boring friends 

not boring friends by anonymous November 22, 2021

If it’s Boeing i’m not going

What crybaby airbus glazers yell out when someone talks about a 737 MAX 9. They also say the DC-10 and MD-11 are flying coffins. They would rather die than board a Boeing 787.
Me: My favorite plane is the Boeing 777. Love the A38-
PTFS kid: IF IT’S BOEING I’M NOT GOING!!!!!!
Me: Do you want me to crash a Boeing into your location?
PTFS kid: I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BOARD A BOEING.
Me: omg bro actually sthu.
Friend: what were u gonna say now?
Me: my other favorites are also the A380 and the DC-10.
PTFS kid: FLYING COFFIN! HATE THE DC-10!
Me: hey friend, get me the gun
Friend: ok.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026