not bikini ready
This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.
When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!
not bikini ready by eViL pOp TaRt April 28, 2006
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