a state for the 'living-challenged'! whistling for
money hasn't worked out, neither has the shaking of the ass! -being floated is a 'dead end street', so how does one survive??
these are all considerations for the 'damned' one; 'not having a shittin'
damn thing'. this is real fun to accuse
friends of, too: they go, huh? -you can even add that old college flair by changing it to: you aint'snt gotta shittin'
damn thing! one MUST be able to 'speak to impress' when dealing with employers, 'officials', little lord fauntleroys, etc...
were a 'lingual translator' actually to 'pick the statement apart', it would probably loosely be translated thus; you are such a douche-bag you can't even produce a
turd. -throwing in '
damn' sort of colors the statement, or perhaps curses or dooms the scenario.
the
beauty of the statement is its' final verbal
polish on the tongue! it just rolls off like a fine wine sauce, plus! you get to sound highly educated!! -so, how can you lose? such a win-win situation for all!... -the stuffed-shirts all go huh? and the 'hop-heads' all nod approvingly!! ('shittin' can be replaced with 'shitting' for graduate students!!)
she wasn't used to not having a shittin'
damn thing, and had to cut him loose!
get wise! you aint'snt gotta shittin'
damn thing!
he accused his friend of not having a shitting
damn thing!
