1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.
2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).
2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).
by Frank Grand April 16, 2020
An individual who is addicted to narcotic drugs like heroin, morphine, oxycodone (OxyContin/Percocet), hydrocodone (Vicodin), or other opioids, but can still maintain a normal and successful life.
A functional junkie is a person that can have a family, have a successful career, successful education, and maintain relationships, as long as they have their dope, because once they don't have it, then everything spirals out of control.
by TJM91 June 19, 2009
A person who uses drugs for an unrecreational purpose but can still operate normally at work or at school
MAN1:That man is a total functional junkie
MAN2:What's that?
MAN1: Some dude who does drugs but still has a good-paying job
or does good at school and can still function normally.
MAN2:What's that?
MAN1: Some dude who does drugs but still has a good-paying job
or does good at school and can still function normally.
by mikey fo sho May 14, 2007
Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population.
George W. Bush is functionally retarded.
by John Manyjars June 21, 2008
A Canadian (or other non-American I suppose) who gets most of their culture from American television, music and other media.
"Do you wear that U of Michigan jersey because you went to school there or are you just functionally American?"
by Andrew July 3, 2004
by Lizz August 28, 2003
n. when unreasonable feelings, opinions, or attitudes, esp. of a hostile nature, regarding a racial, religious, or national group, become the best way to describe someone.
i.e.- the subject fulfills the stereotype.
i.e.- the subject fulfills the stereotype.
Tom- Holy shit, who the hell just cut us off?
Dick- Idk, she was Asian.
Tom- Ah, of course!
Dick- I'm sorry, dude, I'm not being racist, this is just a functional prejudice, no offense to offend.
Dick- Idk, she was Asian.
Tom- Ah, of course!
Dick- I'm sorry, dude, I'm not being racist, this is just a functional prejudice, no offense to offend.
by ukilledthecat June 14, 2009