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Nossimistic

Means that you may be Pessimistic but you still give life a chance
"He's/She's rather Nossimistic"

"You are so Nossmistic"
"That is so Nossimistic"
Nossimistic by Nossimistic January 26, 2022
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J dogg: Hey little T, you are such a nossman
Nossman by Jam_Master_J March 9, 2020

Nosumociousness

In an infinite geometric series, where /r/<1
If the absolute value of R is greater than or equal to 1 then the geometric series is nosumocious. Learning about this concept in an Algebra II class while feeling extremely bored is NOSUMOCIOUSNESS.
Dude, all the nosumociousness is killing me. I just sat there all class thinking about lunch, while the teacher gave us notes.
Nosumociousness by Jenius4EVR November 3, 2008
Typically, a person who avoids mass purchasing of material goods and/or services solely for the sake of "having the latest", "keeping up with the Jones', "staying with the latest trends, or a combination of any of these ridiculous reasons that are constantly pounded into the public psyche by mass media and commercial advertisements.

A Nonsumer typically or carefully examines what is a 'need' and what is a 'want' when thinking of buying something (everyday essential food and drink products usually exempt from this analysis). Personal research is also usually carried out regarding particular item/service, instead of relying on that 'advertisement you saw on your social media feed/general internet browsing/TV' etc.

Term first heard (Ninja, CoB 2012)
Sheeple: Man I gotta get the new iphone5!

Nonsumer friend: But you only just got the iphone4 5months ago...

Sheeple: Yea but my other friends have upgraded, plus its way better and faster!

Nonsumer friend: Rolls eyes, and may sigh in resignation.
Nonsumer by Ninja_CoB July 19, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026