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Nossimistic by Nossimistic January 26, 2022
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Nosumociousness
In an infinite geometric series, where /r/<1
If the absolute value of R is greater than or equal to 1 then the geometric series is nosumocious. Learning about this concept in an Algebra II class while feeling extremely bored is NOSUMOCIOUSNESS.
If the absolute value of R is greater than or equal to 1 then the geometric series is nosumocious. Learning about this concept in an Algebra II class while feeling extremely bored is NOSUMOCIOUSNESS.
Dude, all the nosumociousness is killing me. I just sat there all class thinking about lunch, while the teacher gave us notes.
Nosumociousness by Jenius4EVR November 3, 2008
Nonsumer
Typically, a person who avoids mass purchasing of material goods and/or services solely for the sake of "having the latest", "keeping up with the Jones', "staying with the latest trends, or a combination of any of these ridiculous reasons that are constantly pounded into the public psyche by mass media and commercial advertisements.
A Nonsumer typically or carefully examines what is a 'need' and what is a 'want' when thinking of buying something (everyday essential food and drink products usually exempt from this analysis). Personal research is also usually carried out regarding particular item/service, instead of relying on that 'advertisement you saw on your social media feed/general internet browsing/TV' etc.
Term first heard (Ninja, CoB 2012)
A Nonsumer typically or carefully examines what is a 'need' and what is a 'want' when thinking of buying something (everyday essential food and drink products usually exempt from this analysis). Personal research is also usually carried out regarding particular item/service, instead of relying on that 'advertisement you saw on your social media feed/general internet browsing/TV' etc.
Term first heard (Ninja, CoB 2012)
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