A bogey,

A booger,

A tasty green treat from your nasal mucosa.
Sometimes they're slimy,
Sometimes they're firm,
Perhaps a bit chewy,
Or wet like a worm.
Whatever they're like,
They're always free,
When you eat a snack,
From the nose factory.
Person 1: What did you eat for lunch today?
Person 2: I wasn't very hungry, so I just ate a few nose snacks.
Person 1: You're disgusting.
Person 2: They're good for you!
by a cat in a pink hat February 22, 2018
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