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Nordick Helmet 

An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.
Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...
Nordick Helmet by Leaf Aaricson February 2, 2009

Nordic Five 

A hot ass group of sexy Nordics. The group includes Denmark ( Mathias Køhler),Sweden ( Berwald Oxenstierna), Norway ( Lukas Bondevik),Iceland ( Emil Steilsson), and Finland ( Tino Väinämöinen). They are all attractive as fuck and gay as all hell.
I swear the Nordic Five are getting hotter and gayer every season.
Nordic Five by ErenJäeger15 November 26, 2016

nordic skiing 

coming in two forms, classic or skate, nordic skiing is the original and hardest way to ski. you use every muscle in your body, and race 5-50k. an average practice for high school is 10-15 miles.

classic is a back and forth motion, primarily using your arms
skate is similar to skating on ice, except you also use your arms some, but mainly legs.
there is no stopping because of....
too cold
too long
bad wax
bad snow
sore muscles
darkness
season (skis with wheels)
i wish i was nordic skiing all the time!
nordic skiing by nordie4eva November 26, 2010

Nordic Skiing 

the coolest sport known to man. also it is the best form of skiing (other being downhill) known to this day because ones that participate will be in way better shape and should, could, and will kick anyones ass who does Alpine.
John- Oh man i had a difficult nordic practice last night.
Dave- Oh i didn't know you do nordic skiing. Dude that stuff is legit
Nordic Skiing by Flava Fla May 10, 2011

Nordic Five 

A hot ass group of sexy Nordics. The group includes Denmark ( Mathias Køhler),Sweden ( Berwald Oxenstierna), Norway ( Lukas Bondevik),Iceland ( Emil Steilsson), and Finland ( Tino Väinämöinen). They are all attractive as fuck and gay as all hell.
I swear the Nordic Five is getting hotter and gayer every season.
Nordic Five by ErenJäeger15 November 26, 2016

edgar norick 

1. A sandwich, consisting of a fried egg (over medium), avocado, mayonnaise and sriracha on white or sourdough bread; popular in Northern California.

2. The mythical inventor of the Edgar Norick Sandwich. It is unclear if there actually was a man named Edgar Norick, or if the sandwich is named for some word play. Some believe Norick was a Santa Cruz surfer, others believe he was a Humboldt County lumberjack, but most believe that he was the proprietor of a roadside Orange County farm stand in the 1940s.
Man that Edgar Norick Sandwich was bomb, so cream, rich and savory.
edgar norick by Pseudophor August 22, 2018