noots

nuts, crazy, insane, or sick
name of a Sum 41 song thats used in the FANTASTIC FOUR during a sick or "noots" snowboarding scene

dude! that dunk was noots!
that noots japanese guy ate 60 hot dogs again.

by GUNIT47 January 3, 2006

Noots

Friggen amazing Sum 41 song. In fact, the greatest song ever

No apologies, I never thought you'd be so easily decieved, now I'll just hang my head, falling further out of place, while I walk with the dead, with all the lies I can't erase, I'll just hang my head... -Noots, Sum 41

by Nurmi August 30, 2005

Noots

Asking for Noots is the backup plan when asking for Noodz. If the girl says "wtf no" you can claim it auto corrected "Noots" to "Noods" and you can say you wanted her Noot Noots.

Guy: Noods please
Girl: WTF NO
Guy: soz Noots*
Girl: NOOT NOO T

by DefsNotBen March 14, 2015

Noots

Derived from the Comedy Central show, South Park. In a good portion of the episodes, Eric Cartman (a.k.a Cartman), expresses the desire to, "Kick someone square in the nuts!". However, in a strong minority of the episodes mentioned, a distant Southern American accent can be heard. For example, Cartman says, "Ah will kick yew squaw (square) in the noots (nuts)!" Hence, 'noots', is just another word pertaining to the testicles. Also to be used, with punity, in conjuction with the following for direct reference: nuts, balls, beans, nards, nads, double plums, sperm compounds, or any number of other words that relate directly to testicles. Most often used in regards to doing some form of blunt harm to the same.

When Cartman Found Out About A Conspiracy By His Mother To Get Him Infected With Chicken Pox: "Oh, man! I'm going go downstairs and kick her 'squaw in the noots'!"

Bad Drug Deal: "Yo' G! That mother fucker sold me some bad H, man! I'm gonna cut off his noots!!"

Sex and the City Conversation: "He was really into it and got really turned on when I started playing with his 'noots'!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado April 10, 2008

Noots

A sexy ranga who gets all the chicks

Guy: hey babe
Girl: sorry I'm dating noots

by Big Noots550 March 1, 2017

noots

NUTS...they are nuts...goooooonads.

"Chris wants Sarah's noots."

by fetisha_107 December 23, 2004

Noots

The formal version of testicles, used only in the most sophisticated settings, such as black tie events and fancy dinner parties. It must be pronounced in a very high pitched voice, if it is not done in this way it will not be taken seriously.

Example: I accidentally dipped my noots into his wine glass when he wasn't looking.

by Nedge son August 1, 2016