noodle dick

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a soft penis, not hardly erect. Useful in describing the performance of many if not most male porn performers.

Once more, the ironically named Dave Hardman tried ineffectually to jam his noodle dick into the unattractive actress's asshole with his hand.

noodle dick by sammyjack9863 May 26, 2006

Words you can keep

Noodle dick

A very thin dick.

Jack:man i hate you!

George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.

Noodle dick by Xxxtentacles October 23, 2018

noodle dick

just a long skinny dick

yo jimmys got a noodle dick

noodle dick by smd or get cbt December 28, 2019

Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.

I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!

Noodle dick by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025

dick noodle

when a bead of cum is at the tip of a mans penis after masturbation and he pulls on it revealing a long strand of congealed semen

dude i had the grossest dick noodle yesterday

dick noodle by logmister August 22, 2008

Dick'n Noodle Soup

When you diarrhea in a chick's pussy and then fuck it.

My girl wasn't feeling good last night so I gave her some Dick'n noodle soup.

Dick'n Noodle Soup by Ballerboy329 September 1, 2023

skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle

When a magician casts this spell on you you’re fucked m9

SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE

skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle by DCDEATHRUN May 5, 2018

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026