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noobskates 

First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.

EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.
GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."

SPECIFIC USE:

"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."
noobskates by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008

noobshit 

when someone is a noob, dumber than the average human, and a piece of shit at the same time
"You noobshit!"
noobshit by toefoo May 19, 2010

noobshack 

A server that houses mostly noobs. Those who are not noobs are a-holes who like getting cheap points.
-K/d?*
-22/1!
-Hax?
-Noobshack.

* K/d = kill to death ratio in an online shooter.
noobshack by isselman2000 September 13, 2009

Noobshant 

(verb, noun, or adjective) The act of saying something completely idiotic, and then once criticized for their unbelievable stupidity say you were joking. Known to be the most fucking idiotic way to get away with not knowing the most basic of information.
Joe (talking to his friends): Yo, did you see Deadpool yet?

Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?

Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?

Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.

Joe: You are such a Noobshant.

Noobhatma 

A "Noobhatma"* is a peaceful noob in a chatroom. He is defined by breaking no rules but furiously annoying everyone. He responds to trolls who attack with either confusion or laughter, and try as you might, you just can't get rid of them.**

*Refering to "Mahatma Gandhi." Mahatma means great spirit, or peaceful spirit.

**Assuming you are not a mod, and the mods won't kick unless a rule is broken.
<Noob> Person: i love u
<Person> Noob: That's nice...
<Noob> Person: do u love me
<Person> Noob: Hell no.
<Noob> haha
<Noob> Person: ur so cool!!!!!!! i love u
*Person** facepalms
<Person> What a Noobhatma.

*example came from a real chat*
Noobhatma by Ogen July 6, 2009

noobishactz 

Guy that is really not all that noobish. He just actz noobish but pwns in many ways. Be careful of what is hiding behind a name.
Noobishactz really is not all that noobish. Man that name sure is tricky.
noobishactz by Noobishactz January 17, 2005
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