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NOBLETIGER 

Baseball acronym: No-Outs Bases-Loaded-Ending (with) Team-Incapable (of) Getting-Easy-Run.

With the bases loaded and not outs even a mediocre team can trade outs for runs (e.g. sacrifice fly-outs and bunts). A team that fails at this fundamental level has committed NOBLETIGER and brought humiliation upon themselves, their families, fans, city and nation.

For non-baseball fans the situation is equivalent to having erectile dysfunction at an all you can eat brothel.
"LMAO, the Giants pulled a NOBLETIGER in the 9th inning against Kenley Jansen! They should be relegated to AAA"
NOBLETIGER by RobSnob July 30, 2021
1. A young noob

2. People that are more immature than the average noobs.

3. An extreme noob
Only a nooblet like you could've done that!
nooblet by PB May 13, 2005

NoodleTime 

The phenomenon and fever caught by Houston Dynamo fans during the 2012 MLS Cup Playoffs. It started with the Knockout Round against the Chicago Fire with a small sign and is the unofficial slogan for the 2012 MLS Playoffs.
Are you bringing the NoodleTime to the game? Can't stop it!
NoodleTime by dynamo TA November 2, 2012

nooblette 

a condescending term that noobs who were called noobs by other noobs (nooblet) would call a noob of even lower rank (Noob > Nooblet > Nooblette). A variation of the word "nooblette" is "noobletta" which is used to make a noob feel even more like a bitch.
"Your blessed hammer only took 10 points of my life you fucking nooblette."
nooblette by Nick November 9, 2004

Noobletica

A word that can be yelled out in spanish class. It can be used as noob. The Spanish teacher can't get mad becuase they think youre making an attemp at spanish.
NOOBLETICA!!!
Señora- ahh si si. Tu es?
Noobletica by Iamabeast February 21, 2010

noobletish 

a term originated from noob and nooblet. It is the largest form of noob, like Large, larger, and largest. Noobletish is an insult, but is not exactly offensive.
"Your a noob!"
"Well your a noobletish!"
noobletish by MAXXXXXXXXXXX April 19, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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