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Nonsense-person 

A nonsense-person is someone who can't behave with sensibility, do things that aren't actually just physical or really do any thinking at all because they lack the brain cells to function above the level of a troglodyte, or small child. Almost nothing they formulate makes any damned sense because their idea of thinking is taking an obviously brilliant peek at the heavy thing in their head and making words of it, or spasmodically trying to finish an assumption.

Nonsense people almost always have an episode over everything, and are really some of the most abhorrent, primitive, god-accursed and insulting creatures on earth, with their constant gibberish, manipulation, coercion, preying, misinterpreting others, ignorance, lack of knowledge, stupidity, chicanery, lying, property damage, harsh talk, verbal insults, spreading disease, bashing, stealing, disrupting, killing, raping, making too much noise, being pretentious, and general twat behavior.

One might do his best to try to explain why nothing the nonsense-person says, thinks or does makes any real sense, or why the person knows absolutely nothing. Do your best to try to point out to the nonsense-person that the nonsense person is not only unintelligent, but misinformed, and mistaken to the core. He or she will have no capacity to grasp it.
Person of sensibility and just brains, overall: "I did some reading, and I think that the theory that was condenmned on the news is actually right in some respects."

Nonsense-person: "Haha who actually thinks that?"

Person of sensibility and just brains, overall: "What do you mean? I was reading from properly sourced material. Are you even thinking of what I just said?"

Nonsense-person: "Well, some experienced professional who is totally not devoid of brains or real sensibility at all on the news, along with Wikipedia said _____. What makes you think you know more than him along with that website?"

Person of sensibility, trying to bring an obvious detail to attention: "I'm sorry, are you a nonsense-person?"
Nonsense-person by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
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